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The Onion: political cartoonist struggles to convey senator’s money bag

by Alan Gardner August 19, 2013

Only from The Onion: CHICAGO – Admitting that he has completely run out of ideas at this point, local political cartoonist Lawrence Cleary told reporters Monday that he is unsure how to convey that a large sack being clutched by a U.S. senator in his latest drawing is full of money. “In order for this […]

The Onion: Nuke detonates on Broadway Spider-Man

by Alan Gardner January 7, 2011

I’ve written about the troubles of the Broadway adaptation of Spider-Man before. It’s now fodder for The Onion. A quote from their article: Spider-Man is supposed to swing down to the stage and deactivate a nuclear bomb, but his wires got tangled up, and by the time he got there and remembered the disarm code, […]