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Danziger tells us what we ought to already know, but “ought to” is critical, because there are way too many people — by which I mean voters — who have no idea how schools work or why we have a Department of Education in the first place.

The notion that Trump/Musk are bringing an end to the federal government telling schools what to teach is ludicrous. There is no federal curriculum. States set their own standards, which is why some of them lag and some of them excel.

Much of what DOE does is to provide information and funding for preschool, remedial and special-ed programs, together with passing on information about best practices, which schools can adopt, adapt or ignore as they wish.

I spent about 30 years teaching media literacy, talking to teachers, students and administrators and writing curricula in a variety of subject areas. That included a lot of lunches, either in the teachers’ lounge or with the kids in the cafeteria. I’ve also covered school board meetings and educational conferences, but the real insights came at those lunches.

I mention this to distinguish my opinions from those of Donald Trump, Elon Musk or other armchair educators, the problem being, as I’ve often said, that no intelligent person thinks eating in a restaurant qualifies them to be chefs, but a whole lot of people think that, because they were students, they understand teaching.

Juxtaposition of the Day

Kelley gets it right that one-third of eighth grade students are reading below the benchmarks, though he uses a cartoonist’s privilege to exaggerate by suggesting that the underperforming third are totally illiterate. Bok, however, treads on reality in ways that seem more hostile than insightful.

The issue of teacher pay confuses a lot of people. The point of increasing pay is only partially to better compensate current teachers. It’s also to attract more applicants to the profession, which would improve things. That’s true of most professions, of course.

The problem with teacher pay or any spending in education is that, in most places, school budgets are the only time people get to vote on specific taxes, which makes them particularly vulnerable to misers. Voting down the school budget because you don’t have kids is like voting down the fire department’s budget because your house isn’t burning.

Test scores are another largely misunderstood matter. One problem with NAEP tests is that testing by grade level assumes that there’s no difference between the Class of 2029 and the Class of 2028. Theoretically, you’ve got a large enough sample that differences should disappear, but if we learned anything from Covid it’s that not every year is the same, even if you believe every class is.

Also, this year’s scores were down from four years ago, but not down a whole lot, and better than in some other years. When you’re talking, for instance, about fourth-grade reading scores dropping five points, it’s from 220 to 215, a difference of less than 2.5%.

The other thing to remember is that we test all our kids and not all countries do. Beware of comparisons between nations. If all the world’s kids were in school, you would have had to pay more for that pair of pants you’re wearing.

Another attack on public education is well under way: The move for “school choice,” which began honorably enough as a chance for students in underperforming schools to transfer.

As Tom Toles pointed out in 2007, this remedy contained the seeds of its own destruction, but it soon spawned charter schools, which were public schools with individual operating systems and alternative curricula.

One flaw in the school-choice concept was that it threatened to take kids of caring, involved parents out of the local schools, leaving failing schools free to fail some more without anyone raising hell with the school board. But another flaw was that, when a district offered choice, they found that parents often chose not by how good a particular school was but by how handy it was to drop off their kids there on the way to work.

What Anderson points out is the further contamination of the concept, a growing trend of states to use educational funding to help parents pay tuition to private schools. As he notes, this approach was introduced as helping more families have choice, but the requirements have become so generous — and not only in Texas — that families that don’t need the help can scoop up the gravy anyway.

In New Hampshire, examining the program showed that a large percentage of families using the funding already had kids in private schools to begin with. And this program takes funding from the public schools.

Do our schools need improvement? Do they need help? You bet they do.

But the biggest change they need is for education to become a priority rather than a pawn.

I don’t think this is the right moment in our nation’s history to expect that.

Elsewhere in the Swamp

There seems to be, as Heller notes, a lot of calls for the Democrats in Congress to Do Something. What I’m not hearing are a lot of specifics about what anybody wants them to do.

There was a bit of stalling to delay votes on cabinet nominees, but the days of the talking filibuster are over and there’s not much the minority party in both houses can do about measures that take only a simple majority.

The problem isn’t that the Democrats aren’t concerned. It’s the Republicans’ lockstep solidarity. At a time when DOJ employees are quitting their jobs rather than dishonoring themselves, Republican legislators are hiding under their desks in fear of being primaried if they vote their consciences instead of Just Following Orders.

Fortunately, a resistance is growing and there has been some valuable pushback, not in Congress but in the courts. We still need to see if Musk/Trump will defy those courts, but mostly we need to see what will happen if they do.

I got a laff from Wallace, remembering how we stamped out one of those on campus 56 years ago, in the flight path of the South Bend airport.

This game ain’t over.

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  1. “…families that don’t need the help can scoop up the gravy anyway” — yep, that’s what happened to student loans just about the time I was entering college. Families who didn’t need assistance would take out the loans and then invest their money in higher yield returns, while those of us who needed financial aid started facing higher interest rates and other roadblocks because the rich ruined it for us.

    (PS: I’ve been having trouble typing comments — the cursor seems to jump elsewhere as I type. Very recent glitch that is super annoying.)

    1. (My laptop does that all the time. I’ve never been able to figure out why.)

      1. Are you using a wireless mouse? I found a problem like this in mine, and it turned out to be the surface I was using for my mouse. I now make sure to have a very plain flat surface for it.

      2. I hate the placement of the trackpad directly below the space bar… I think occasionally the trackpad gets touched without my being aware of it, and the cursor relocates itself within the text field as a result. Sometimes it manages to select all of the text in that microsecond, so that the next character I type wipes out everything. Old laptop had a control in one corner that I could doubletap to toggle the trackpad on and off, but this one doesn’t. Super annoying.

  2. From my point of view regarding Joe Heller’s cartoon is that all I’m seeing is begging post after begging post from the Democrats, while not even a public ‘hopeless last stand’ doomed to lose but still gets some great publicity that somebody tried something. No, it’s just money, money, money, beg, beg, beg and I, for one, am completely sick of it.

    1. I know. I prefer to use my money for Trump bit coin or Trump bibles.

    2. If Joe Biden had actually fought the civil war he was elected president during, maybe this wouldn’t phase me so much, but all the “working across the aisle” and “healing America’s” did precisely nothing. The Trump presidency is Biden’s legacy, and all I can think is that Democrats enabled that because Trump was such a great fundraising tool. And now they have the temerity to come begging after demonstrating their unwillingness to actually protect and defend the constitution.

  3. I don’t think there has ever been honor in the school choice movement. The agenda has always been to bring back taxpayer funded racially-segregated religious indoctrination centers.
    N_J

  4. Kelly’s cartoon could have one more character, perhaps an adult, who asks, “What is that thing in the green metal stand?”

  5. Public schools were integrated and a nation lost its mind.

  6. Given the way that Sen. Tuberville (holy hell that’s an awful thing to have to write even now) was able to gum up the operations of the Senate somewhat single-handedly, even when doing so ran against the desires of his own party to some extent, Democratic fecklessness is difficult to excuse. Their campaign rhetoric was all about threats to the continued existence of democracy in this country, but now that those threats actually are being realized, they’re content to talk hopefully about bipartisanship (teaming up with fascist authoritarians?!) and maintaining regular order by giving unanimous consent. It’s almost as if Senate Dems are admitting that their campaign rhetoric was overblown and the electorate was right to discount them.

    1. “Primaried” appears to be the big stick that DJT uses to control GOP members of congress (which is another good argument for term limits). I wonder if any would stand up to DJT if the Democrats approached some select GOPers and offered to not run a candidate against them and financially support then should they be primaried.

      Probably not, but I can dream…

      1. I have always wondered why Congress persons have to vote publicly? It would seem voting their conscience would make a difference if there weren’t a ‘public vote.’

  7. Education should be left to the states. There are different values in the different regions of the country and thus these don’t need to be centralized. By having the federal government dictate the course and the financing of the system the children only get what some appointee wants. This can work both ways and the opposition hasn’t learned centralized systems can hurt them. right now the liberals have been indoctrinating with DEI and lbgtq+ whatever the flavor of the day is. Now that leaves the door open for conservatives to not only undo this but install an opposing curriculum.

    1. Federal DoE does not specify curricula content, that is explicitly left to state and local control. Try again.

      1. Not fair! You’re using facts to refute his argument.

        😉

  8. The Democrats should do something? I dunno, I kind of think the voters should get everything they voted for. We told them this was going to happen. Some people refuse to learn unless it’s the hard way.

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