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CSotD: Reality and other superstitions

Jeff Stahler (AMS) ruins all our fun by pointing out the obvious, which is that there are a lot of theories about drones that are downright screwy and that Occam’s razor continues to rule: The simplest explanation is generally correct.

One night in the depths of winter, a group of us were on a hilltop watching the Northern Lights, and it was bitter cold so several of us were in the car, but a few stayed outside, including Gary, who began waving his arms and conducting the lights. First he’d spread his arms and the lights would expand, and then he’d draw his arms back towards the center and the lights would compact themselves.

It was pretty damned impressive until someone in the car realized Gary’s gestures were following the lights, the lights were not following Gary. Gotta admit, it was a little disappointing, but it made a whole lot more sense.

Similarly, we’ve now got some things happening in the sky and a lot of people looking up and coming up with explanations that don’t exactly follow Occam’s razor.

Given the way our politics have been unfolding, it’s not all that astonishing, but, then again, given the level of publicity we grant to foolish takes, it certainly isn’t reassuring, either.

F’rinstance, Chip Bok (Creators) feeds paranoia by assuring those who see commies under their beds and conspiracies around every corner that the government is lying to us and that we are in some kind of danger.

Granted, the few alleged drones that haven’t turned out to be regular old airplanes could potentially be spy devices. We did have those Chinese balloons floating around (under both Trump and Biden, BTW), though it’s not clear what intelligence our adversaries could have gathered that they couldn’t have obtained otherwise, in more detail and with less expense.

But they sure as heck aren’t tractor-beaming anyone or anything up, and while Bok may only be kidding about that, well, there’s a lot of insanity and paranoia out there and it’s not a good idea to feed it.

And it’s a genuinely very bad idea for Mike Beckom (Counterpoint) to encourage people to shoot at the lights, given that (A) it’s a federal offense to shoot down drones and (B) it’s also a lousy idea to shoot people in airplanes.

Some woman got arrested the other day for saying to an insurance person that “you people are next,” and while Beckom isn’t specifically suggesting that a particular person or aircraft be shot at, he’s certainly offering a suggestion to the kinds of dimwit violent nutcases we’ve got way too many of already.

Foolish I can tolerate. Irresponsible crosses a line.

Which brings us to Clay Bennett (CTFP)‘s thoughts on our latest bit of gunplay, and there’s nothing particularly new in his accusation that we’re full of thoughts and prayers and utterly bereft of action to stop children from murdering each other in our schools.

Thing is, lack of action is itself an action: By failing to offer more than thoughts and prayers, we enable the next shooting. Sure, we say “lock up your guns” and we’ve even begun to charge parents who fail to keep their children from accessing their guns.

We also say “Don’t drink and drive” and we prosecute drunk drivers after they plow head-on into a carload of innocent people, which punishes the people who drank and drove but doesn’t resurrect the victims or keep the next drunk driver from going head-on into another carload of innocent people.

I dunno about you, but Guy Parson’s cartoon reflects my response: I tuned into NPR a minute past the hour, just in time to hear that the mayor of Madison was something something about a school shooting.

But I wasn’t horrified to have missed the details and I finished what I was doing and checked it out when I got home because so what?

However, I like Andy Marlette’s suggestion. Maybe if rich grownups find themselves the targets of people with guns, they’ll prescribe something more than hiding in closets and hoping for the best.

I am not hoping more rich grownups get shot. I’m hoping that, if we’re no longer talking about second graders, we’ll start taking this stuff seriously. Which is a pretty sad state of affairs, but we need to work with whatever we’re given, and dead kids don’t seem to get anyone terribly stirred up.

Juxtaposition of the Day

Gary Varvel — Creators

Mike Smith — KFS

Here’s a contrast between two points of view that can be resolved with an adding machine.

Varvel claims nobody can afford Christmas presents, while Mike Smith references reports that Americans plan to spend more this year than last, and while this retail report on Black Friday sales notes tight budgets, it also notes that people spent somewhat more this year.

Some people see the glass as half full, some see it as a chance to take another swipe at Biden before he leaves office.

Juxtaposition of the Day #2

Mike Luckovich

Dana Summers

Meanwhile, Mike Luckovich decries ABC’s failure to defend press freedom, the First Amendment and the case of New York Times v Sullivan, in which the Supreme Court unanimously held that public figures must prove reckless disregard for the truth and malicious intent in order to sue for libel.

For those who missed it, Trump sued ABC because George Stephanopoulos cited the judge’s summary of E. Jean Carroll’s case instead of the specific findings of the jury. It was a winnable case for the network, but, as Luckovich puts it, they rolled over, coughing up $15 million without a fight.

It is possible that the McConnell Court might have reversed NYTimes v Sullivan if ABC had persisted in defending the free press, but the San Francisco 49ers have suspended a player for refusing to play when the team was behind, and he’s not getting any sympathy from his teammates, who feel it was gutless and disloyal.

ABC and Stephanopoulos are getting similar responses from other journalists.

Though as Clay Jones suggests, that may be the response from real journalists, but ownership is ponying up to stay on Trump’s good side.

While Summers sees ABC’s surrender as humorous, viewing suppression of disloyal-but-defensible reporting as a good thing.

Please rise for our new national anthem:

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Comments 17

  1. Was Milwaukee mayor Cavalier Johnson really on NPR talking about a school shooting in Madison?

  2. He must have been, because if I made a mistake, you’d point it out politely and not by being a sophomoric wise-ass.

    1. Actually, that seems even less likely, but thanks for correcting it, anyway.

      1. Point is that most folks here point out my mistakes politely.

        I write 1,000 words in the wee hours with no editor, and errors are inevitable. I thank them and make the correction. It works.

  3. I’m not so sure it was ABC News that capitulated to Trump, but Disney, the corporation that owns ABC. This was most likely a corporate CEO decision.

  4. And following up on Mike Beckom’s bad idea, here’s a link to the Washington Post story about vending machines for bullets, just in case you haven’t seen it.

    https://wapo.st/3DjveOV

  5. Of 5,000 reports only 100 stand a chance of being drones. Most have been manned airplanes.

    Drones large enough to use good cameras are used in NJ by power companies for inspections, real estate companies for sales, film companies, wild life monitoring, fire monitoring, police tracking, and more. Then there are the great many legal drone hobbyists.

    Meanwhile, laser attacks from idiots on the ground have been risking pilots’ vision and a military pilot is currently under care for such an injury. We have been very fortunate that the idiots doing that have not yet caused a major airplane crash.

    What is the attraction of uninformed panic, anyway? It is as nuts as deifying power mongers, the greedy, and narcissistic celebrities. Empty “values”…

    1. International cartoons are often more iconic that storytelling. They cross language barriers well but are often completely puzzling, as in this case.

      1. I’m going to take a stab at this international cartoon. I think it’s a trope about the US billionaire class masquerading as Uncle Sam manipulating the dollar for the benefit of a few while children go hungry. It’s also possibly antisemitic with a caricature of Jewish financiers.

  6. Did the Beckom cartoon remind anyone else of the NJ hunting scene in the movie, The Adventures of Buckeroo Bonzai across the 8th Dimension? Droids, anyone?

    1. As someone who grew up with a lot of hunters and trappers, I took it as someone condescending to people he has no respect for.

    2. That’s one of my favorite movies of all time. But I don’t recall the scene. Can you elaborate?

      1. Here is that short scene on YouTube

        The hunters see the craft of the black droids and shoot it, wondering if it was a dinosaur. One escapes the craft to bring a box to Buckeroo. Meanwhile, the red droids hear the craft signal and try to appropriate the craft to take to Yoyodyne.

        https://youtu.be/VQSA2-NbbL8?si=Yb3ycG1FiAAAb97S

        If the link can not be left in then just look it up. I just used the search term

        Hunting scene in Buckaroo Banzai

  7. Frankly I’m bored with the whole thing about the drones, has the public forgotten that the military have had these spying eyes for years now? Mike, you’re right about the horrible school shootings. The Governors of those states need to stand up and deal with the situation with whatever it takes to stop it.

  8. I could open the link. I forgot about the black droids and the red droids. I’ll have to rewatch the whole movie. My favorite line at least one I remember is Laugh-a while you can Monkey-boy, by John Lithgow

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