I’ve written about the troubles of the Broadway adaptation of Spider-Man before. It’s now fodder for The Onion.
A quote from their article:
Spider-Man is supposed to swing down to the stage and deactivate a nuclear bomb, but his wires got tangled up, and by the time he got there and remembered the disarm code, it was too late. We’re going to hire two more stagehands to make sure this doesn’t happen again.