Scott Adams’ voice returns
Skip to commentsScott Adams, on his blog yesterday, explains how he is getting his voice back. If you weren’t aware of his condition, he explains that to.
The treatment involves Botox? injections to the vocal cords several times a year. Botox temporarily deadens the muscles that cause the spasms that choke off the voice. Apparently those muscles aren?t good for much besides misbehaving, so you can stun them with minimal side effects.
If you?re squeamish, skip this paragraph. I?m going to describe the process. The neurologist sticks two electronic sensors on my neck so she can determine when the needle is in the right spot. Then she gives me a local anesthetic on the neck below the adam?s apple. This is just preparation for the bigger and nastier needle that will deliver the Botox. The Botox needle goes through the front of the neck and then she works it toward the inside back of the throat where the vocal cords are. When she?s near the right spot, she tells me to say ?eeeee.? Then when the needle touches the right place, her electronic gizmo goes all static and she plunges in for the first shot. The needle stays in the front of my neck as she maneuvers it to the other side of the inside of my throat and repeats. It doesn?t hurt as much as it would seem, but the creepy factor is through the roof. You can feel the needle inside your neck the whole time. The ?bad part? takes about 60 seconds, and believe it or not, you can actually get used to it. Kind of.
Joe Hanink
Joe Hanink