Scott Adams announces candidacy for President
Skip to commentsToday I’m declaring my candidacy for President of the United States. I’ll be running as an Independent. Getting on the ballot in every state won’t be a problem, thanks to Americaselect.org.
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You might have some concern about the fact that I have no moral center, no relevant experience, a history of public pranks, and a penchant for flip-flopping. But watch now as I convert those problems into advantages.
In jest I’m sure. Also in jest: Good luck getting the women’s vote or the men’s vote too.
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