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Help write Dilbert strip
Scott Adams has posted on his blog that he is looking for help to complete a Dilbert strip.
It’s 8 am, Saturday, Pacific Time, and I need help writing one line of Dilbert dialog. Dilbert is at a sales call explaining how his company’s product fits with the technology of the other company. I need one realistic sounding sentence that Dilbert would utter that is mind-numbingly technical and still realistic.
Leave suggestions in comments and I’ll credit you in the blog as co-writer for a day.
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January/30/2007 @ 1:17 pm
Hey. My name is Heath Eckman. Although I’m over a year late, you could let Scott know that I’m willing to help him write some of his strips anytime he’d like. I love humor and have a witty-sarcastic humor. Anyhow, let me know if he’d like any help.
Heath
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